Sunday, August 26, 2007

Check if this is funny.

There was a guy at a bar. He was drinking a lot. He had not stopped drinking for possibly more than an hour. He finally decided to stop and go home. When he stood up, he quickly fell to the ground.
He decided to try again, he grabbed on by a pole and tried to stand up. When he moved he fell down. He thought to himself that he was too drunk to walk so he decided to go home crawling since his house was only a block away. So, he said goodbye to his friends and went crawling to his house.
When he got home he did not want to go up the stairs so he crashed in his couch, thinking to himself what he would say to his wife in the morning.The morning came and his wife saw him on the couch. She then asked him if he had gone to the bar the night before.
He said "no." She asked him again and he said "no."
She finally said "I know you went to the bar last night." Finally knowing that his wife knew where he was, he asked her how she found out.
She said, "The bartender called and said you left your wheelchair at the bar again."

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